"…is that a woman?" -Jamie Lannister [NSFW]

Ever since I saw this movie as a teen

Ever since I saw this movie as a teen

I have a thing for Show White, I really do,

I have a thing for Show White, I really do, and this just makes it all the better.

Kaitlyn Leeb as ‘Total Recall’s’ Three-Breasted

Kaitlyn Leeb as ‘Total Recall’s’ Three-Breasted Hooker!

Can't explain why. Not even gonna try.

Can't explain why. Not even gonna try.

A couple less limbs to get in the way...

A couple less limbs to get in the way...

Angry Princess from 13 Ghosts

Angry Princess from 13 Ghosts

Hostel 2 blood bath chick. Oh yeah.

Hostel 2 blood bath chick. Oh yeah.

Would have to be incognito....

Would have to be incognito....

Cute Russian with a face tattoo.

Cute Russian with a face tattoo.

It's creamy smooth

It's creamy smooth

Do you like red heads?

Do you like red heads?

Don't care how crazy she is!

Don't care how crazy she is!

That's how you give a show

That's how you give a show

I'd even date her.

I'd even date her.

largest fake boobs in the world

largest fake boobs in the world

I might need some lubricant for this.

I might need some lubricant for this.

Come over to the dark side.. (xpost /r/Storm_troopers)

Come over to the dark side.. (xpost /r/Storm_troopers)

I'd tear her apart

I'd tear her apart

Anybody else watch Ed Ed and Eddy?

Anybody else watch Ed Ed and Eddy?

Would learn lockpicking just so I could.

Would learn lockpicking just so I could.

I submitted this to /r/funny, but I think

I submitted this to /r/funny, but I think it belongs here also...

Anyone? I can't be alone.

Anyone? I can't be alone.

paint her blue and go to town. xpost from

paint her blue and go to town. xpost from r/WTF

All. Night. Long.

All. Night. Long.

sexy predator

sexy predator

So what the fuck or would totally fuck?

So what the fuck or would totally fuck?

Yeah sure, why not. (x post from r/wtf)

Yeah sure, why not. (x post from r/wtf)

Even though I would end up bruised and broken

Even though I would end up bruised and broken

In the basement when her father is out

In the basement when her father is out

Girl affected by allergic reaction.

Girl affected by allergic reaction.

Ever since the first commercial I've always

Ever since the first commercial I've always wanted to stick it in her.

Joker

Joker

My first crush as a kid

My first crush as a kid

Nebula

Nebula

A poacher hunter

A poacher hunter

Human Barbie. As long as she has a real vagina

Human Barbie. As long as she has a real vagina and nipples, most definitely.

the little scratch on the roof of your mouth

the little scratch on the roof of your mouth

Turtle power!

Turtle power!

I's bash a few heads to drag her into my

I's bash a few heads to drag her into my cave.

All fantasy world races.

All fantasy world races.

Hey, she's not my other mother.

Hey, she's not my other mother.

Zoidberg

Zoidberg

That Cheerful Canadian Ass...hell yeah. Teach

That Cheerful Canadian Ass...hell yeah. Teach her some things for that guide of hers.

Yes, I would

Yes, I would

You know you would too...

You know you would too...

Totally worth the chance of being eaten

Totally worth the chance of being eaten

Alien breeding

Alien breeding

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