Your girlfriend is late for your date and

Your girlfriend is late for your date and this is why.

When your gf makes you use condoms, get a

When your gf makes you use condoms, get a sidechick like this

It was a “mistake”

It was a “mistake”

She was always faithful to her training schedule

She was always faithful to her training schedule

Her protests lasted for the first 6 inches.

Her protests lasted for the first 6 inches. The 3 after changed her

She's out of your league

She's out of your league

Your gf asked for an update about your date

Your gf asked for an update about your date

It was her patriotic duty

It was her patriotic duty

Why won't she reply?

Why won't she reply?

Stop calling & trust her...

Stop calling & trust her...

The texts she sends to you best friend

The texts she sends to you best friend

Her husband was gone for the day and she

Her husband was gone for the day and she was bored

She told you'd she'd be careful since she

She told you'd she'd be careful since she wasn't on the pill

Traffic was long and brutal today, I’m

Traffic was long and brutal today, I’m so sorry!

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What that girl from class sends you after

What that girl from class sends you after the group project

Your girlfriend tried her best to hide her

Your girlfriend tried her best to hide her screaming.

She thought you wouldn't mind

She thought you wouldn't mind

Your girlfriend loves that feeling.

Your girlfriend loves that feeling.

Yeah, probably shouldn't have told him that,

Yeah, probably shouldn't have told him that, my bad.

She never wears a bra to class, and her shirts

She never wears a bra to class, and her shirts always get stained.

You shouldn't have left her alone at that

You shouldn't have left her alone at that party.

It wasn't a lie necessarily, just a tiny

It wasn't a lie necessarily, just a tiny little fib

Yes he does

Yes he does

You hated that she was right

You hated that she was right

They go out every week

They go out every week

Your fiancée is having her bachelorette

Your fiancée is having her bachelorette party in Barcelona. You get this 6pm your time from her best friend.

Everyone knows she's your girlfriend. Just

Everyone knows she's your girlfriend. Just no one cares.

Anal Princess

Anal Princess

She's not coming home

She's not coming home

Her panties stayed on don't worry.

Her panties stayed on don't worry.

Silly argument

Silly argument

Sharing a room with your friend was not a

Sharing a room with your friend was not a good idea

You trusted them both.

You trusted them both.

Still think your gf is sexier?

Still think your gf is sexier?

When your new roomie hits your girl with

When your new roomie hits your girl with that “accidental” snap

How corruptible is your girlfriend on snap?

How corruptible is your girlfriend on snap? Ask your roommate

You weren't invited.

You weren't invited.

She said it was just a dare

She said it was just a dare

And you don't have a clue.

And you don't have a clue.

You were far from the truth !

You were far from the truth !

It started as party game

It started as party game

She decided to live out your fantasy.

She decided to live out your fantasy.

This is exactly why you don't show your girlfriend

This is exactly why you don't show your girlfriend reddit.

"It's OK I have a boyfriend."

That never happened

That never happened

Blowjob

Blowjob

You knew you shouldn't have brought your

You knew you shouldn't have brought your girlfriend to the high school reunion.

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