When sis hogs the bathroom now, at least

When sis hogs the bathroom now, at least she sends me a message

[F/d] Take care of your daughter

[F/d] Take care of your daughter

It’s probably only half as bad with a half

It’s probably only half as bad with a half sister.

These days, my sister can get me up without

These days, my sister can get me up without ever having to leave bed.

When our parents bought the beach house,

When our parents bought the beach house, I don't think they realized how quickly we'd get bored there.

Though sis is my only roommate, I'm buying

Though sis is my only roommate, I'm buying groceries for three.

My sister and I have a love/I'm-gonna-kill-you-for-this

My sister and I have a love/I'm-gonna-kill-you-for-this kind of relationship. And I'm never sure which she's thinking.

She may be working for two now, but my sister

She may be working for two now, but my sister still makes time for me.

I bought my sister a better way to remember

I bought my sister a better way to remember me than just a photo.

Making a mess of things seems to run in the

Making a mess of things seems to run in the family.

"You don't have to keep reminding me of how

One more time [M/S]

One more time [M/S]

Only after we did a little more research

Only after we did a little more research did my sister and I realize the Kama Sutra isn’t the meditation guide.

I told my sister nothing good would come

I told my sister nothing good would come of the pole. But I didn't exactly make the situation better.

Sis says she won't be able to sleep soon,

Sis says she won't be able to sleep soon, so why should I.

Since I'm living on a family farm, I might

Since I'm living on a family farm, I might as well enjoy the traditional benefits.

As a caring brother, I had to demand a shotgun

As a caring brother, I had to demand a shotgun wedding under the circumstances. Even of myself.

Instead of telling my dad the disappointing

Instead of telling my dad the disappointing doctor's results, my step-mom started visiting me in secret.

"I'm breeding you tonight, mommy." Good.

When sis got in to our mom's lingerie, the

When sis got in to our mom's lingerie, the rest was fairly predictable.

Mom says she's always trying to get the best

Mom says she's always trying to get the best out of me.

Bro sucks at hiding his excitement when I

Bro sucks at hiding his excitement when I come home for break.

I wasn’t expecting twins from the night

I wasn’t expecting twins from the night I lost my virginity. But then mom has never been known to dilly dally.

When my aunt and I ran out of DVDs to watch,

When my aunt and I ran out of DVDs to watch, we had to think of something else to do during my visits.

After Thanksgiving night, my sister can't

After Thanksgiving night, my sister can't get enough of me.

Daddy could only see me on parents' weekend.

Daddy could only see me on parents' weekend. So he saved up to make it count.

Mom makes sure to give me and my son a fresh

Mom makes sure to give me and my son a fresh snack every day.

When sis showed up on my doorstep this time

When sis showed up on my doorstep this time looking for a handout, I figured I owed her.

B/S True love. Part Two. (x-post r/wincest)

B/S True love. Part Two. (x-post r/wincest)

Ah, sorry sis. I guess swapping out your

Ah, sorry sis. I guess swapping out your BC wasn't the best prank this year, either.

It's just me and my mom out on the farm.

It's just me and my mom out on the farm. But there's plenty of hay to roll in.

Mom gets double the appreciation this Mother's

Mom gets double the appreciation this Mother's Day.

As you can see brother, this is my new apartment,

As you can see brother, this is my new apartment, this is my jewelry, and this is a little something you left the last time you visited.

I still enjoy my sister’s leftovers.

I still enjoy my sister’s leftovers.

Look at how much you are literally making

Look at how much you are literally making your family grow.

Sis always wants a little more attention

Sis always wants a little more attention than is probably good for her.

When Daddy and bro have their little power

When Daddy and bro have their little power games, I'm left in the middle with a question.

My sister finds inner peace in nature. I

My sister finds inner peace in nature. I found inner something-else there.

If my room weren’t on the way to the shower,

If my room weren’t on the way to the shower, things might be different for my sister.

Aunty couldn't bear to be a spinster her

Aunty couldn't bear to be a spinster her whole life, so I decided to help out.

"Sweetie, are you proud of yourself for breeding

My aunt knows just the right temptations.

My aunt knows just the right temptations.

After Daddy finishes the main quest, he moves

After Daddy finishes the main quest, he moves on to secondary objectives.

Turns out living on an island is the ultimate

Turns out living on an island is the ultimate dream. Even with your sister

Despite the awkward questions, sis still

Despite the awkward questions, sis still wants to post on Instagram.

If we had a better TV, maybe mom and I could

If we had a better TV, maybe mom and I could have avoided some complications.

I'm going to take my sister out of our crap

I'm going to take my sister out of our crap town. Until then, I just have to keep taking care of her.

It only took one thing to make my sister

It only took one thing to make my sister more domestic.

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