I've been letting my cousin hide out in my

I've been letting my cousin hide out in my penthouse lately, all things considered.

My girlfriend is really jealous of my sister.

My girlfriend is really jealous of my sister. She'd be even more so if she knew the truth.

My sister and I have spent so much time on

My sister and I have spent so much time on the couch together, it’s where we feel most comfortable now.

Unfortunately, the joke shirt I bought for

Unfortunately, the joke shirt I bought for my sister arrived a little late.

Sis gets cuter by the day.

Sis gets cuter by the day.

There's more than one way to keep my daughters

There's more than one way to keep my daughters healthy and fed.

Sweats can only hide so much, so my sister

Sweats can only hide so much, so my sister spends most of her time at my place.

Sis and I spent a little too much time in

Sis and I spent a little too much time in the bungalow this past summer.

When baby girl got jealous of mommy's presents

When baby girl got jealous of mommy's presents today, I promised her we could celebrate together next year.

When my sister decided she wanted a baby,

When my sister decided she wanted a baby, her only question to me was,

I swear, my son is just as irresponsible

I swear, my son is just as irresponsible as his father was at that age.

Little brother

Little brother

"Want the first taste, son? You earned it."

Sis is afraid to go outside because of what

Sis is afraid to go outside because of what the neighbors might think. But I'm happy to be her only entertainment.

I really shouldn't let my sister open things

I really shouldn't let my sister open things with scissors.

"Mommm, bro's gonna make me late again!"

My niece is still thanking me for what I

My niece is still thanking me for what I gave her on her last birthday.

You don't change horse mid-stream, and my

You don't change horse mid-stream, and my aunt is a lot better than a horse.

Mom doesn't bother closing the shower door

Mom doesn't bother closing the shower door anymore.

My sister's #progress updates aren't like

My sister's #progress updates aren't like most girls'.

“Congrats, nephew! And on your first try.

“Congrats, nephew! And on your first try. Better get a summer job, though.”

There'll be even more of my sister to hug,

There'll be even more of my sister to hug, soon.

My sister wasn’t lying about how chill

My sister wasn’t lying about how chill it would be rooming together.

Up her duff [F/D]

Up her duff [F/D]

My sister has always been demanding, and

My sister has always been demanding, and it hasn't gotten any better.

Oh, my son could never manage to just let

Oh, my son could never manage to just let his sister be.

"Better pick up two cards next year, bro!"

Mom put the red sheets on my bed for Valentine's

Mom put the red sheets on my bed for Valentine's Day, and they haven't come off.

"Can I sleep in your room tonight brother...again?"

Staying in my sister’s apartment saved

Staying in my sister’s apartment saved money in the short run, but I’m not sure about long-term.

In fairness, who thinks to pull out when

In fairness, who thinks to pull out when you're still learning with mom?

Progress pics look different in our house.

Progress pics look different in our house.

Whether she needs it or not, sis always gets

Whether she needs it or not, sis always gets my help in the shower.

Turns out my daughter and I each had a surprise

Turns out my daughter and I each had a surprise waiting when we saw each other for summer break.

I've determined to treat my step-daughter

I've determined to treat my step-daughter no worse than I do her mother.

Mom Skypes me from my old room during the

Mom Skypes me from my old room during the day, just to show she's thinking about us.

It may save water son, but I think we know

It may save water son, but I think we know showering together can lead to other problems.

Letting loose on a family vacation is a bit

Letting loose on a family vacation is a bit riskier when your schooling doesn't include sex ed.

Think anyone'll notice, bro?

Think anyone'll notice, bro?

I lived with my step-mom for a year after

I lived with my step-mom for a year after the divorce. She’d often say how much I reminded her of my father.

Sis cleans up pretty nice.

Sis cleans up pretty nice.

[B/S] Pregnant Sis.

[B/S] Pregnant Sis.

Thirsty little bro?

Thirsty little bro?

Mom and I may have enjoyed the beach a little

Mom and I may have enjoyed the beach a little too much this year.

Recreation or procreation? [F/D]

Recreation or procreation? [F/D]

Being stuck at the cabin all winter with

Being stuck at the cabin all winter with my Daddy and Uncles was more work than I expected.

Mom has been relying on me a lot more since

Mom has been relying on me a lot more since the divorce.

Not everything I do with my sister can be

Not everything I do with my sister can be washed off.

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