In the end, letting sis move into my bachelor's

In the end, letting sis move into my bachelor's pad probably wasn't the best idea.

I still know one way to make my little sister

I still know one way to make my little sister giggle.

There's only one way to end a dream date

There's only one way to end a dream date with daddy.

My niece can only stop by on the weekends,

My niece can only stop by on the weekends, so I never miss an opportunity.

Sis still looks good in the polka dots I

Sis still looks good in the polka dots I got her.

When my wife says she's too tired, my daughter

When my wife says she's too tired, my daughter is always happy to fill in.

"You pulled out first though, right brother?"

After the divorce, Mom really embraced the

After the divorce, Mom really embraced the hippie lifestyle. And I couldn’t say no to Free Love.

Sis hasn't stopped visiting my room since

Sis hasn't stopped visiting my room since that fateful first time.

Turns out, the triplets oncoming just made

Turns out, the triplets oncoming just made mom and me want to spend even more time together.

Come on bro, you're the one always wanting

Come on bro, you're the one always wanting to go

After a while, the beach lifestyle caught

After a while, the beach lifestyle caught up with my sister and me.

Sis can hide it for now, but soon I'll have

Sis can hide it for now, but soon I'll have to take her far, far away.

My sister Skyped me with updates every day

My sister Skyped me with updates every day I was traveling around the world, and made sure I came home in nine months.

My sister and cousin agreed to one three

My sister and cousin agreed to one three way when I caught them in bed together. But I think there'll be a few more to come.

My brother never learned when to quit.

My brother never learned when to quit.

My sister and I haven't bothered to fix the

My sister and I haven't bothered to fix the TV since it broke eight months ago.

Sis and I probably spent too much time on

Sis and I probably spent too much time on the couch this summer.

It's hard to pick a favorite niece. So I

It's hard to pick a favorite niece. So I didn’t.

"I can still fit in it, right daddy?

Mom really shouldn't be ashamed of how I

Mom really shouldn't be ashamed of how I make her feel, or what we've done.

Whoops, sorry sis.

Whoops, sorry sis.

Mom can't help showing off her new body to

Mom can't help showing off her new body to me.

My little sister always loved to play housewife.

My little sister always loved to play housewife. But playing can get carried away.

"You better spoil me today, bro. You made

Sharing a studio with my sister for the year

Sharing a studio with my sister for the year may not actually end up saving us any money...

It's a bit late to be shy now, sis...

It's a bit late to be shy now, sis...

When my daughter jokingly started a belly

When my daughter jokingly started a belly contest, I didn't know she had a plan to win.

Mom uses the webcam in my old room to show

Mom uses the webcam in my old room to show how things are going since I left.

I think sis is enjoying her new curves as

I think sis is enjoying her new curves as much as I am.

Might as well see where this path ends, brother.

Might as well see where this path ends, brother. There's no point turning back now.

Sis is actually pretty proud of what we've

Sis is actually pretty proud of what we've accomplished.

When we Skyped for the first time in months,

When we Skyped for the first time in months, my sister had more to show off than a new apartment.

Each day when I come home now, mom's waiting

Each day when I come home now, mom's waiting in my room.

When mom's new husband couldn't deliver what

When mom's new husband couldn't deliver what she wanted, they turned to me for help.

My sister isn't the brightest bulb in the

My sister isn't the brightest bulb in the box, but I still love her.

I suppose my sister and I will never learn.

I suppose my sister and I will never learn.

I'm no chef or personal trainer, but I gave

I'm no chef or personal trainer, but I gave my sister the body she always wanted.

When I'm far away at college, sis fires up

When I'm far away at college, sis fires up the webcam to show me what's waiting.

When mom finally got what she wanted out

When mom finally got what she wanted out of me, she couldn't contain the excitement.

Sis is awful proud of what we've accomplished.

Sis is awful proud of what we've accomplished.

My wife has had trouble getting pregnant,

My wife has had trouble getting pregnant, but not my sister.

My sister and I won't let one accident ruin

My sister and I won't let one accident ruin the whole summer together.

We had to move to a different city, but things

We had to move to a different city, but things haven't changed between me and my sister.

Mom doesn't like to be left alone for too

Mom doesn't like to be left alone for too long, so she sends me little reminders to get back.

Well son, what did you expect to happen after

Well son, what did you expect to happen after you visited me every night for a month?

Mom sends me the most lewd reminders when

Mom sends me the most lewd reminders when I'm at school, and I love it.

"You know why I have to wear your PJs now,

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