The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three

Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines,

The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines,

The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines,

The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up

“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s

“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me,

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If

“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust

“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever

“My love for you is so strong, not even

“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first

“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’

“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars

“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

“Mycroft is right about the list of people

“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson

“If you were a Power Ranger action figure,

“How anyone could not love you is harder

“Are you an unanswered question on my mantle?

“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re

“Are you my flash drive? Because I would

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair,

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot?

“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’

“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave

“I would let you give me a hug even if

“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’

“If you were credit, I would take you even

“You make me even more incredibly happy

“Are you one of the boys from the cafe?

“My code name is Antarctica because I have

I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but

“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move

“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”

“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take

“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody

“You can call me Giles if I can call you

“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more

“Would you like to have a night of passion

“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse

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