here to clean up messes

the moral is that sharing isn’t always

chew chew chew

Do you ever think about how sunscreen would

I have a style? I mean, I know I have style,

I don’t run for exercise, I run from my

a veritable infestation, I’d say, hm wot.

I was in band called Wiz Biz, but I got kicked

dressed for success

drop the tension, baby.

Does it count as a t-shirt if there’s a

I’m uncomfortable.

my chief scientist says I must always be

scratchy scratchy

“why have one giant man, when you could

on an unrelated note

I bet Connie’s the type of person who

when I grow up I want to be an alien

something fora someone

don’t judge me please

perisnot

you have angered the soy

the break?

I don’t remember what the joke was supposed

perperonnies. I’d put it on pizza, but

ice pants sheep, why so attitude

ok. I admit it. I’ve been watching kung

i live

ah. So this is what regret feels like.

close

ok, listen, I was hoping this would sort

don’t be a jerry about it

how are my levels

I don’t know, man. It’s all the same

i believe in you, peridot. you can do it.

I don’t really know who my favorite would

twas a ruse

well, I can only speak for myself, but I

“Sapphire an average bolt of negative lightning

don’t look at me like that. This is your

are you a kid, or a squid, or a lid, or a

I’m a rock star, baby, emphasis on star.

IS YOUR LION MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE

hoodies are just a cheap tactic to make cute

8… 4… 1?

things I said out loud while I was walking

pajomos

guys I think I have a problem

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