Look at the little munchkin… I can’t

Thank God you’re back from the law

A penny for my thoughts? Really it’s

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands

First you make me come in every room in our

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God, you need to be TOLD not to vacuum around

Ooh, only a few hours to go darling.  Then

I love this dream where he does all the housework,

No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly

I’ll wait till he’s done to tell

No, you can’t get into my bed tonight.

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you

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The flowers will fade, but I know your

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This is the one!   The pan whose bottom

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This is such a great makeup brush. So versatile.

Oh yes, I forgot.  I DO have 0 for

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No honey, I’m not joking.  These ARE

Dearest, this is such a huge step for us. You

Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing

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Hey, why has my shoulder massage stopped?

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they

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You don’t have a cluewhat I just said,

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Don’t think of it as chastity.  Think

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Honey, I said get the vacuuming finished

How DARE you say I love poochie more than

They’ve been teasing you since we came

Yes, it is the lingerie you saw online and

Good chores list darling.   For a start.

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Bringing me excellent healthy breakfast in

Honey, remember that time you promised to

So many guys used to say they loved dating

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