When dorky lardass Kevin touched the ancient artefact and accidentally transformed himself into the anointed avatar of uber-manliness, he celebrated his transformation into a bona fide superhero stud the only way the sex-starved nerd knew - by jerking
tags: magic,mysticism,muscle growth,former nerd,superhuman,alpha male,nsfw,
from: http://turningalpha.tumblr.com/post/147306033713